Dogs - Because People Suck Block Decor

Dogs - Because People Suck Block Decor

Every order supports a dog or cat in need. 🐶🐱

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"Dogs Because People Suck" Funny Wood Sign – 5" x 5" Decor Block

Embrace the hilarious—and maybe a little too real—truth with our "Dogs Because People Suck" wood sign. Perfect for unapologetic dog lovers, this bold little block brings personality and humor to any space. Whether it’s for your home, office, or gifted to a fellow canine enthusiast, this sign is guaranteed to get a laugh (or a knowing nod).

Handmade in the USA from 3/4” high-quality plywood, each 5” x 5” sign features a finished back and a distressed, painted front for a rustic, one-of-a-kind look. The cheeky quote is printed using UV-cured ink, so it won’t fade or peel—just like your love for dogs.

No two signs are exactly alike thanks to our hand-finishing process, making every piece truly unique.

Details:

  • Size: 5” x 5” x 3/4”

  • Material: Solid hardwood plywood

  • Finished back; rustic white painted & distressed front

  • UV-cured ink (no vinyl or stickers)

  • Handmade in the USA

  • Great for shelves, desks, trays—or as a funny gift

Let the world know where you stand—with dogs. Always dogs.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How many pets can be in one photo?

You can submit photos with as many pets as you'd like! We love to see photos with pet families! We do ask that your photos feature your pets and not your pet's humans though.
How many prints can I order?

We work closely with our printer in Fort Worth TX to print orders on demand and can print as many copies as you need!
How long are these calendars for sale?

We do make multiple calendars throughout the year to raise money for our donation program. We archive calendars before their first date so that customers can get the full 12 months out of every calendar purchased.
What is your donation program?

We donate proceeds from every order we get to local shelters in central TX to feed needy cats and dogs. Click here to see some of our recent donations.
What size is the calendar?

It is a standard 8.5”x11” calendar!
What is your shipping policy?

All orders, including our beloved calendars, have a processing time of 7 business days. Custom products, such as custom-designed apparel, may take 1-2 weeks to process. Our team meticulously prepares and packs your items to guarantee they reach you in paw-some condition.

The estimated delivery time varies based on your location and the shipping method selected during checkout. On average, you can expect your order to arrive within 2-5 business days from the date of shipment.

Read all about our policy here!
Do you have more than 1 calendar?

We release many calendars throughout the year! At the core of our business, we are trying to help animals in need. In order to support this effort all year, we do release many calendars. We make all kinds of themed calendars, breed specific calendars, and more! For more information about the animals, shelters, and pet families that we support, please visit our donations page.